Hey there! I'm Jessica, or Jesse/Jess if you prefer. This is just a little blog of mine, which consist of multifandoms or whatever I feel like posting at the time. This also can serve as an observation to my slow transformation of once a cheerful and carefree child to a paranoid, self conscious, awkwardly social teenager. But ignoring that enjoy your stay here on my blog.
whenever my mom criticizes me i yell “it’s probably genetic” and run out of the room as fast as i can
(Source: tomlintum)
the best moment in literary history is by far the time in the odyssey when odysseus and his bros stab polyphemus the cyclops in his eye but he thinks odysseus’ name is “no one” so he thrashes about the cave screaming “NO ONE BLINDED ME!!!” and the other cyclopes are like “oh my god polyphemus SHUT UP”
Handy summer seduction technique, courtesy of KAI:
(///[∂]//[∂]) (言ω言; ) ｡+ﾟ:+ﾟ?
